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It is not to be used as a toy for bored billionaires, nor for the cheap sexual titillation of livestock.
NO SKYLARKING.
NO LOLLYGAGGING.
DO NOT FROLIC.

Please place your questions here, in legible handwriting, in a language other than Luxumbourgish which this website has repeatedly told the Luxumbourghanianites it cannot and will not tolerate. They know why.

Be syntactical. Be heterodox. Be terse.

Do not prevaricate.

I thank you, and your mother’s mother thanks you.

ENQUIRE WITHIN UPON EVERYTHING

As you were.